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APPROVED SCRIPTS FOR PRODUCTION (click on any title to see the script being produced)
1. Internet Spokesperson Generic Scripts (this is long, but the messages are short)
3. The Arm Test
4. And now, a word from our sponsor...
5. Google Rank
PLANNED PRODUCTIONS - Will be updated weekly
1. One Size Fits All
2. The Giberish Factory
3. Duel to the Ban
SPOKESPERSON SCRIPTS
Internet Spokesperson Generic Scripts
“Gallery Intro”
Hi and welcome to the Actors Gallery. Our service is much more personal than just text and words on a screen. Let one of our trained actors deliver your important message today!
“AmpLV Video Production”
Need to produce a commercial or a corporate training video? You may need video coverage of a special event? We deliver high quality video productions, motion graphics and special effects at affordable rates. Contact AmpLV today for all your video production projects.
“AmpLV Voice Over”
Are you looking for voice over talent? You’ve reached the right place. AmpLV provides high quality sound editing for voice over projects. Call us today!
“Deep Buzz”
Deep Buzz takes an integrative approach when launching online businesses. Whether you require web design, optimization, pay per click management or web analytics, we have the capabilities to act on your behalf. Contact us today!
“Red Tech Pro”
Hi, you’ve reached Red Tech Pro a provider of domain names and hosting services. We provide merchant services, including SSL and credit card payment options. We offer free telephone support to every one of our customers. So, feel comfortable knowing you’re teamed up with one of the largest domain registrars in the world. That’s power you can buy online right now!
"Architectural Firm"
Welcome to our site. We bring experience and expertise to every project we undertake. Our commitment to quality and the timely execution of your project schedule is just the beginning of what we have to offer. If you don’t find what you are looking for, please feel free to contact us and we’ll try to help you in anyway we can.
"Auto Sales"
Having a hard time deciding on which car is right for you? It’s so difficult these days. Well with all the financing options, government subsidies roll back pricing, tax breaks, manufacturer incentives and local dealership discounts how do you know you’re getting the best deal? Why not make it easy on yourself, contact an expert. Call us today!
"Auto Sales 2"
We believe in giving the customer what they want at a fair price. If you don’t find what you are looking for on our site, please contact us or come down in person and one of our professional sales specialist will work with you on the difficult task of finding your next car. Contact us today!
“Bulk Candy Wholesale”
Hello and welcome to our website. If you’re looking for candy and novelties at closeout prices, then you’ve reached the right place. We are experts in purchasing closeout and auction inventory items at amazing prices. What are you waiting for? Contact us today!
"Chiropractor"
Welcome to our site. You’re probably here because you need relief today. We are board certified chiropractors and we're here to help. Make an appointment today!
"Cleaning Services"
Welcome to our site. If you’re looking for a professional cleaning company that offers competitive rates, then you’ve found the right people. We succeed because we value long-term relationships and repeat business. Call us when you want it done right the first time!
"Computer Maintenance"
Hi and welcome to our site. If you have problems with your computer, bring it to us first. We provide fairly priced computer maintenance services for both personal and office systems. Call us today!
"Computer Sales"
Hi and welcome to our site. Looking for a great deal on a computer system? Why not buy from a company who values repeat business. We will be there after the sale to help answer all your questions. You can count on us for that. Call us today!
"Day Care"
Hello and welcome to our site. We offer your child a place of social interaction and personal growth all within a safe environment. Every day we practice what we preach at our Day Care, to respect others and expect the same back. So, feel secure when you chose us. Call and make an appointment today!
"Dental"
If you are looking for a friendly dentist who offers quality at a fair price, then you’ve reached the right website. Your glowing smile is our main goal. Call us today to make an appointment!
"Dating Site"
Hi, looks like you found the right place. You found me right? If you're looking for a really easy way to meet people, then you're going to hit the jackpot with this website. There are so many friendly people on this site. What are you waiting for, it's free. All you have to do is register. See you inside!
"Dating Site2"
Want to meet some new people? Looking for something really new and exciting? You've found the right website. All you have to do to get started is register. That's the hardest part, the rest is easy. Be yourself and have fun!
"Environmental Services"
Hello and welcome to our site. As a première environmental services company, we pledge a commitment to quality management and workmanship. Our technicians, engineers and staff are all waiting to assist you with solving your technical problems. Contact us today and find out more about how we use environmental engineering and sciences on your behalf.
"Environment Product Sales"
Hello and welcome to our site. As a première environmental supply company, we pledge a commitment to quality management and workmanship. Contact us today and find out more about how we use environmental engineering and sciences on your behalf.
"Financial Institutions & Financial Services"
Hi and welcome to our site. We want you to know that our company values ethics and long-term personal relationships above anything else. You can be sure that we will place your goals and objectives first. Feel free to Contact us today!
"Fitness"
Welcome to our site. If you’re looking to get in shape quickly, whether it be for an upcoming wedding, long-term health goals or just to stay in shape then you’ve reached the right company. We're dedicated to your personal fitness goals. Feel free to call us today and schedule an appointment!
"Florist"
Welcome to our site. We take pride in the beauty and quality we provide at a fair price. Whether you have a special occasion or you just want to say “Thank You” to someone special, we have the perfect floral arrangements for you. Order today!
"Generic All Sites"
Hello and welcome to our site. We hope you find our website informative. If you don’t find what you are looking for, please feel free to contact us and we’ll try to help you in anyway we can.
"Grocery Stores"
Hello and welcome to your friendly neighborhood grocery store. We are sure you will find what you need. We hope you enjoy our commitment to customer service and look forward to seeing you soon!
"Holiday Wishes from your Staff"
Take our advice; don’t let anything stress you out during this time of sharing with community and family. If there’s anything we can do to help, please don’t hesitate to call. From our entire staff, “Happy Holidays”
"Holistic Healing Specialists"
Hi and welcome to our site. You are here because you either know about our services or want more information on how our treatments can help you. Please take some time and visit our website and then call us for an appointment.
"Insurance"
Welcome to our site. We just wanted to say that you haven’t started saving money until you allow one of our agents to try and reduce the cost of your policy. Contact us today and find our more.
"Lawyers"
Welcome to our site. Our attorney’s are known to be dedicated to recovering the optimum amount of money or sentencing in legal cases you may encounter. Please contact us today and find out more!
"Lawyers2"
Welcome to our site. Our attorney’s are known to be dedicated to recovering the optimum amount of money or sentencing in legal cases you may encounter. If you don’t find what you are looking for, please feel free to contact us and we’ll try to help you in anyway we can.
"Landscaping"
Welcome to our site. If you’re looking for a new landscape maintenance contractor or need to replace your existing company, then you’ve reached the right place. We pride ourselves on ensuring high quality, trust worthy service at a fair price. Contact us today for more information.
"Maintenance Company"
Welcome to our site. We take pride in providing quality workmanship at a fair price. Let our expert service technicians properly assess and resolve your maintenance issues. Set up an appointment today!
"Mortgages"
Welcome to our site. If you’re looking for financing, then you’ve reached the right company. We are determined to find you the right loan at a competitive rate today. So, what are you waiting for, call us and let’s start the process. Call today!
"Movers"
Welcome to our site. We’re experts in relocating you to your new home. We are honest and fairly priced. Call us today for more information!
“Newspaper Online”
Do you want relevant local news delivered to you daily? Why not subscribe to our newspaper today. It’s worth it
“Newspaper Online2”
Welcome to our news portal. We believe in giving you the most relevant and timely news possible. Stay in the know by staying on our site. Please contact us for more information.
"Pest Control"
Hi and welcome to our site. If you have a problem with pest control in and around your home or office, then you’ve reached the right company. We offer competitive rates for great service. Call us today to find out more.
"Plumbing"
Welcome to our site. If you have a plumbing problem, please call us today. We offer quality workmanship at fair prices.
"Power Combine PC Sales"
You’ve reached the hottest computer company on the net. I believe sex sells and that’s why my system is super hot. Check out my sizzling deals and when you’re ready to see more, just send me an email.
"Printers, Biz Cards etc.,"
Hi and welcome to our site. If you’re looking for an online printer who values quality and competitive rates more than anything else, then you need to call us today. Please explore our site and then contact us if you need more information.
"Real Estate"
Hi and welcome to our site. When you buy or sell a home choose us to represent you. We will make sure you have a good experience from start to finish. Contact us and set up an appointment today!
"Restaurants"
Welcome to our online restaurant. We guarantee you will have a delightful dining experience. Let us know what you think about our food and customer service. Treat us like family because we will do the same. See you soon!
“School"
Welcome to our site. We are very proud that you have decided on us as your place for further education. We will do whatever possible to ensure you a positive life long experience. Please contact us today!
"Tutoring"
Hello and welcome to our site. We offer dedicated tutoring services that will definitely improve your grades. Call us today and set up an appointment.
"Title Company"
Hello and welcome to our site. If you’re looking for smooth, timely title transactions, then you’ve reached the experts who will deliver as promised. Let our combined experience and expertise remove the stress of complicated title transactions. Contact us today!
"Travel Agency"
Hello and welcome to our site. Let us save you money on some amazing trips this year. You owe it to yourself and we know that, so don’t delay. Contact us today!
"Video Production"
Hello and welcome to our site. Prepare yourself for some amazing results. If you’re looking for a professional video production company, then look no further. Contact us today for an estimate!
"Web Design"
Hello and welcome to our site. If you’re looking for a creative, yet affordable web design solution, look no further. You’ve reached a company who stands behind its products. Contact us today!
"Yoga Instruction"
Hello and welcome to our site. We offer yoga classes from the beginner to the more advanced. Whatever your goals, we are sure you will enjoy the environment and our staff. Call or come by and join our family today!
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The Zoon Effect
"The Zoon Effect"
FADE IN:
INT. STUDIO - GREEN SCREEN BACKGROUND
LINDA HARRISON, is an attractive older women in her 30's at
the peak of her career who wears glasses and a white lab coat
with a name tag. Her demeanor is professional and
authoritative. She speaks in an alarmed tone, never taking
her eyes off the audience when speaking; she walks in from
screen right and plainly states The Problem:
LINDA HARRISON
Did you know Medical experts have
declared EMF radiation a future
public health disaster? That the
harmful effects of EMF radiation
may be worse than that of tobacco
use?
LINDA begins introducing the website and its features,
emphasizing the fact that ZoonChip.com is considered an
authority on the topic of EMF Radiation. References made to
certification and affiliations are emphasized.
LINDA HARRISON
The dangers of cell phone radiation
have been scientifically
documented.
LINDA HARRISON
This site is an authority on the
subject, full of references from
famous and respected politicians,
scientists and consumer advocates
all warning you that cell phone
radiation is a serious threat to
your life.
Linda introduces ZoonChip as an "authority" without
explicitly saying so and provides a glimpse as to how the
chip works.
LINDA HARRISON
The creators of ZoonChip are
certified and licensed by German
research institutes. They have a
solution. The ZoonChip harmonizes
the dangerous effects of cell phone
radiation.
With a final plea, she states her Call to Action;
LINDA HARRISON
Don't wait until it's too late,
protect yourself NOW!
LINDA HARRISON walks to edge of screen and acts like she's
looking for something on a book shelf. She pulls off a
medical reference book, opens it up and starts flipping
through the page and intensely reading, then after some time
goes back to the imaginary book shelf and replaces old one,
then pulls another book off the shelf and continues this 3
or 4 times. Can be looped.
FADE IN:
MOTION GRAPHIC TITLES - "CLICK HERE TO GET PROTECTED OR WATCH
ANOTHER VIDEO & LEARN MORE"
An attractive Call to Action to purchase Zoon Chip today is
faded in and freeze framed beneath LINDA HARRISON until user
either clicks the video area and is sent to the shopping cart
or the "continue my research" button is clicked located at
far right lower part of video transport area.
FADE OUT.
- THE END -
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The Arm Test
FADE IN:
THE ARM TEST
INT STUDIO GREEN SCREEN SHOT
The words flash on the screen. "Did you know Americans
receive 200 million times more EMF radiation than our
ancestors?"
DISSOLVE TO:
On screen text roll of associated symptoms and issues from
EMF Radiation with Voice Over
VOICE OVER
"EMF Radiation is known to create"
Different people say each word as the text scrolls down the
screen:
VOICE OVER
autism, allergies, immune system
disorders, ADD, and ADHD, weak
cells, Radiation cancer, chronic
fatigue syndrome, fibromyalgia,
shoulder pain, knee pain, back
pain, herniated disc, nerve pain,
ms, CFS migraines, weak hip bones,
hip replacement, herniated
vertebrae, high blood pressure,
pancreatitis, headaches, mal
absorption...
DISSOLVE TO:
Linda walks out on screen from top left around the website
header. The next word you hear are from our spokesmodel.
LINDA HARRISON
... tumors and much more... It's a
scientific fact that EMF Radiation
is harmful to your health. I will
show you how cell phones disrupt
the communication between the right
and left side of your brain
weakening the entire body.
John, the test subject, walks out onto screen and stands in
front of Linda. He places his right arm straight out and his
left hangs by his side.
LINDA HARRISON
To demonstrate the effect of cell
phone radiation on your body, you
will resist my attempts to push
down your arm.
Linda forcefully pushes down on John's arm. Both Linda and
John show their tension in their faces and arm.
LINDA HARRISON
As you can see when your body works
properly, you have the energy to
resist my force.
Linda hands a cell phone into John's left hand, showing it to
the camera.
LINDA HARRISON
Now, you try the same experiment,
but this time you hold a cell phone
in stand-by mode in your resting
hand.
John extends his left arm out while holding the unprotected
cell phone in his left hand. Linda pushes down once, twice
and the third time. John is a bit confused and amazed.
LINDA HARRISON
Ok, what happened? Why can't you
resist me as before? What is
different now than before? You can
try this at home and you will find
the same results.
John slightly turns and stands quiet. Linda steps to the
right side into a point of interest.
LINDA HARRISON
A solution to this problem is
available. Let's test the ZoonChip
harmonizer solution. I suggest you
immediately try this test on your
own.
Linda applies the ZoonChip on the unprotected phone. A close
up of the phone with the chip applied is shown.
LINDA HARRISON
I place the cell phone with a
ZoonChip harmonizer attached back
in your hand. I conduct the same
resistance test as before.
Linda pushes down on John's arm again, but this time he can
resist her force. She stops and walks out in front of John.
LINDA HARRISON
I try to push your arm down and as
you can see your body strength and
vitality comes back to normal when
using the ZoonChip harmonizer.
Linda becomes the educator, caring for the viewers health.
LINDA HARRISON
See, the body is confused in a
weakened state from your
unprotected cell phone's radiation.
Now, imagine using your phone for
extended periods of time. Can you
see where memory loss, confusion
and mood swings might originate?
Linda becomes more animated and starts to smile.
LINDA HARRISON
The Government is trying its best
to respond to the recent public
outcry to make cell phones safer.
Exactly what happened with big
tobacco, the cell phone industry is
doing and is just too powerful.
They denied the Senate their
presence and testimony at the
latest Senate Special Hearings
Committee on Cell Phone Safety.
Isn't it your responsibility to
protect yourself and those who you
love?
Close up of Linda Harrison, up close and personal.
LINDA HARRISON
Take action, take control. Get
protected today!
And now, a word from our sponsor...
FADE IN:
INT. STUDIO GREEN SCREEN SHOOT
The words flash on screen; "Top 5 Uses for your Cell Phone"
and then "and now a word from our sponsor" flashes on the top
left of the screen. A male walks out on screen swiping the
words away.
Mr. Man is a representative of the cell phone industry
dressed like a talk show host (e.g. David Lettermen) with a
name tag "CTIA" dedicated to expanding the wireless
frontier... at any cost". He attempts to distract the public
from the true dangers of EMF and cell phone radiation.
MR. MAN
At 5th place we have Laundry Clips.
An image of cell phones being used as laundry clips flashes
on screen
MR. MAN
In 4th place, you can use your cell
phone as a Soap Dish
An image of cell phone being used as a soap dish flashes on
screen
MR. MAN
And in Number 3 position, use your
phone to catch a Mouse
An image of cell phone being used as a mouse trap flashes on
screen
MR. MAN
Ok, here we go. At second place...
You can use your cell phone a
tribal ear piece?
An image of cell phone being used as a tribal ear piece
flashes on screen.
MR. MAN
And for our number one alternate
use of your cell phone...
A female research scientist in a lab coat walks out on the
screen and interrupts the Cell Phone Rep. before he can get
to the number one position. He looks at her in horror, opens
his mouth, and makes a funny gesture and just then the female
scientist points a television remote at him and pushes
"pause" making the Industry Rep. freeze in place. She shakes
her head as she cynically says,
LINDA HARRISON
He's no sponsor of mine. I don't
know where they get these guys
from.
The Cell Phone Rep. stays frozen in his "dumb than dumber"
look, never moving - truly freeze framed or paused.
Linda becomes very concerned, her demeanor is more caring
almost sad as she looks down and shakes her head slowly, then
provides the hard facts about cell phone use. She looks at
the frozen man, points the remote and turns him off. *zap* he
disappears. She looks at the screen.
LINDA HARRISON
Did you know cell phone users who
started using cell phones before
the age of 20 are 5 times more
likely to develop brain tumors
before they reach the age of 30 and
more specifically on the side of
the head where the phone is most
used?
An image of a child using a cell phone, then an image of a
teenager using a cell phone, then an image of a young adult
at work using a cell phone flashes on screen left. [*note
images can flash on screen during dialogue from LINDA]
LINDA HARRISON
Did you know studies have directly
linked cell phone use to leukemia,
mood swings, depression, light
sensitivity, insomnia, headaches,
migraines and much more.
Images of ill people flash on screen left.
LINDA HARRISON
At first glance, your cell phone
can be a pretty funny thing, but
your health is not a laughing
matter. Maybe it's time to get to
get protected. Buy a Zoon
harmonizing chip today!
Linda places the remote in her jacket and pulls out a
ZoonChip package. She opens it and applies a chip to her cell
phone. She holds up the phone showing us the chip. - This
part is looped until the viewer does something.
- THE END -
Google Rank
INT. Studio Green Screen Shoot
Screen shots of flying words at camera, "1 trillion web sites", "3/4 of all web sites are trying to sell something", "80% of all search is Google", "98% of searchers do not go to the next page", "and...
SPOKESPERSON, dressed in casual wear, but professionally presented, softly lit walks out screen right in front of the and
spokesperson
"people tend to buy from brands they recognize" Hi, I want to share a book with you written by David Dannaker, the author of "Google Rank". This book explains step by step how you achieve better search engine results and increased traffic without being banned by Google.
Camera brings viewer in closer for a more personal feel
Spokesperson
SO, BOTTOM line is... if you're NOT found in the top 10 of Google... then your bottom line wont amount to much either.
Camera gets shot of hands, then brings viewer out again
Spokesperson
As an owner of Google Rank, you will also receive lifetime updates when the book is republished and you get free access to our website optimization tools.
Med. Shot more personal, a sincere look and a smile
Spokesperson
So, isn't it about time to take your website seriously? Start to rank, get Google Rank today!
PLANNED PRODUCTIONS
One Size Fits All
The Giberish Factory
Duel to the Ban